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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club
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Public notice
My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.
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CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.
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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.
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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….
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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others
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Excerpt from a job description for a Minister Of Music
WANTED: Used Paint
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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Georgia peaches, California grown – 89 cents lb.
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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …
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Ground beast: 99 cents lb.
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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses
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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
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Dear recently-expired subscriber…
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From a request for a magazine subscription renewal
LOST: Camera with personal pictures from ladies restroom at Lorain County Fair. No questions. Please contact 926-….
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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.
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Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!
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TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO
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20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.
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FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
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