Subject: Classifieds (Page 13)

Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club

My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.

CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

WANTED: Used Paint

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Georgia peaches, California grown – 89 cents lb.

Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

Ground beast: 99 cents lb.

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Dear recently-expired subscriber…

LOST: Camera with personal pictures from ladies restroom at Lorain County Fair. No questions. Please contact 926-….

Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.

FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.