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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.

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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]

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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

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Remote Controlled Genitalia – Think of all the fun you’ll have!!! …

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Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

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MLS#2110… Nobody has died yet on these 11.90 acres. Small home, wood, pasture, stream. $144,900 740-965-….

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Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15

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Mercury Fish & Chips

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Call 800-826-8086 (Central Time) – RTPatch® Professional

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Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

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SALVADORE DOLLY PRINT, frame, dated, signed cert. $600/obo Must sell 941-723-….

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Mediterranean Villa – rooms located just steps to the ocean/park/and golf course. Sunsets every day. $209,950

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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

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HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW? Female, Black with white face. Red tag in her ear. She was last seen on County Rd. 45. Please call Ann Smith at…

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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.

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Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

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DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95

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NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799

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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

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