Subject: Classifieds (Page 16)

Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.

HELP WANTED – PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN [sic]

PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.

Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…

We need a smart or more person to help us with our Company. Posting ##

Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

Wanted to Rent – Wanted: Room to rent. Saudi Arabia students are looking for American families to live with. Call Osamah at 419-….

If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

Tattoos done while you wait.

Free Mammograms at Chevron Station…

Sandy Clause – Attorney at Law – The Singleton Law Firm – 4050 Linwood Ave…

UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…

For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

Friday Night Feed – 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM – September 19 – VIGINA BAKED HAM – Hosted by the Auxillary Club

Wanted: Desk clerk and Housekeeping help at Best Western. PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS! (760) 375-2311.

856-981-…. $1.00 OFF Any Job Over $800

Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.

WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.