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PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.
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Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…
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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]
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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.
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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….
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Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.
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WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.
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