Subject: Classifieds (Page 17)

OPEN HOUSE body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts

Rubber woman almost new used only 3Xs $10 OBO. 879-….

HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.

Great Dames for sale.

COME TO WORK for Subway and have your dreams crushed like the rest of us. Weekends required. 941-…. after 2 pm.

SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

Hummels – largest selection ever – "If it's in stock, we have it!"

Wanted F-T Physical Therapy Director – Licensed in Texas with supervisory experience – We Drug Test – EOE – Tabasco Free Facility –Competitive Compensation and Benefits Program. Contact…

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…

92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…

WANTED – COMMERCIAL SPACE HUNTER

10 FREE French Fry Certificates for only $1.00

Georgia peaches, California grown – 89 cents lb.

BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

Mature gentleman, 62, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society seeks… damn it, I have to pee again.

Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch