Subject: Classifieds (Page 18)

Great Dames for sale.

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GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.

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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

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Selection As Big As The North Pole.

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Foot tasting, [sic] arranged through the courtesy of Marks & Spencers and Safeway, gives customers a rare chance to try some of those more exotic flavors.

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Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

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GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….

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Give Blood & Make Your Own Sundae, July 13th

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Pennzoil/Quaker State OIL CHANGE – $12 plus oil & filter

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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

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Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.

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WANTED: Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

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Are all on-line realtors created equal? No, there's only one!

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Fully cooked boneless smoked man $2.09 lb.

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Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.

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Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”

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We'll move you worldwide throughout the country.

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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

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