Subject: Colemanballs (Page 10)

Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.

English football commentator

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

British football commentator

He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.

English football player & announcer

I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.

English football commentator

At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.

English football player & commentator

Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.

English football player & commentator

Preki quite literally only has the one foot.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.

English football player & analyst

The acoustics seem to get louder.

British football announcer

It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

English former football player & manager

Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.

English football commentator

It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.

English football player

Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.

English football player & commentator

That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.

South African football player

He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.

English football player & analyst

He’s perfectly fit, apart from his physical fitness.

Welsh football player & manager

They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.

English football player

What will you do when you leave soccer, Jack – will you stay in soccer?