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Colemanballs
(Page 10)
And Seamen is all over the ball inside the box.
An English football announcer
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On goaltender David Seamen
For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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We didn’t underestimate them – they were a lot better than we thought.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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After nearly losing to Cameroon
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
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I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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To be fair, I don’t think Les Ferdinand was fouled there – I think he went over [fell] on his own ability.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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It really needed the blink of an eyelid, otherwise you would have missed it.
Peter Jones
English football player
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A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.
John Brendan Keane
(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist
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Places
Gaelic football
Ireland
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles
Irish football player & manager
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52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
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The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
Roy Evans bleeds red blood.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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Ilie has a deception of pace.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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Home advantage gives you an advantage.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
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In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated.
Wallace Mercer
Scottish football club chairman
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