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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 10)
Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
Colemanballs
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.
Bruce Grobbelar
South African football player
Colemanballs
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
He’s perfectly fit, apart from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
Colemanballs
What will you do when you leave soccer, Jack – will you stay in soccer?
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.