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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 10)
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Entertainment
Misspokements
Sports
Television
If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.
Jose Mourinho
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.
Mick Lyons
English football player & manager
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The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
You’re not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
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I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
At 23, he ought to be around until 2006, if he can keep his head.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathematical tragedy.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He’s got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
You takes your money, you pays your choice, sort of thing.
Tim Flowers
Colemanballs
We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo
Colemanballs
When it comes to the David Beckhams of this world, this guy's up there with Roberto Carlos.
Duncan McKenzie
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They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
In a year’s time, he’s a year older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
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