Subject: Colemanballs (Page 9)

The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular.

English football player & commentator
Colemanballs

I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.

British sports commentator
Colemanballs

Women’s soccer does have its knockers.

sports broadcaster
Colemanballs

A win tonight is the minimum City must achieve.


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Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.

Scottish football player
Colemanballs

The tackles are coming in thick and thin.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs

He (Stephen Pressley) might play better if he shaves that beard.

Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age Colemanballs Misspokements

The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.

British sports commentator
Colemanballs

He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post.

English football player
Colemanballs

And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

English sports commentator
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Notting Forest are having a bad run; they’ve lost six matches in a row now without winning.

Colemanballs

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

Wayne Rooney really has a man’s body on a teenager’s head.

Irish football player
Colemanballs

If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.

English football player
Colemanballs

And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.

British auto racer
Auto racing Colemanballs Sports

This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup

Colemanballs Headlines

One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs

Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post.

English football commentator
Colemanballs

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

English football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors