Subject: Colemanballs (Page 8)

You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.

British football player & broadcaster
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It’s slightly alarming the way Manchester United decapitated against Stuttgart.

English football player & announcer
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Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.

English football player
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With eight or ten minutes to go, they were able to bring Nicky Butt back and give him fifteen to twenty minutes.

Irish football player & executive
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Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.

English football player
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England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.

English football player & announcer
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If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.

English football player & announcer
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When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.

British football commentator
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One year I played 15 months.

German football player, coach & manager
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Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.

English football player & analyst
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Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.

English former football player & manager
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If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.


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That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.

English football player & manager
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Had we not got that second goal, I think the score might have been different, I’m not sure.

British football commentator
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They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.

British football commentator
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What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.

professional football player, coach & executive
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The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.

English football commentator
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We offer no excuses, though the shower of eggs, cans, nuts and bolts throughout the match did not help my team.

Dutch football coach
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Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

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