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Colemanballs
(Page 6)
That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks
English football player
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Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
Phil Woosnam
Welsh football player & manager
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He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.
Steve Claridge
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It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
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It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.
Graham Leggatt
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Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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On Titus Bramble
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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It was a fair decision – the penalty – even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defense.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.
Peter Jones
English football player
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The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.
Andy Smith
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Referees
Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
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They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.