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Colemanballs
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Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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You takes your money, you pays your choice, sort of thing.
Tim Flowers
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It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
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Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.
A British soccer commentator
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Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Track
Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Injuries
…and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he’s quickly running out of legs.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.
Billy Bonds
English football player & manager
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He never fails to hit the target… but that was a miss.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
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…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.