Subject: Colemanballs (Page 5)

He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.

British football commentator
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In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.

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Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.

British football commentator
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Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment – exactly the position he is at his most menacing.

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Players only understand substitutions when they become managers.

British football commentator
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If we played like that every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

English football player & manager
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They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.

British football commentator
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Signori has all the tricks up his book.

England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

It’s now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes.

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He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.

British football commentator
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I'm as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.

English football player
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With the very last kick of the game Macdonald scored with a header.


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He [David Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don’t have nowadays.

professional football player, coach & executive
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If you had to name one particular person to blame it would have to be one of the players.

Irish football player & manager
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Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

professional football player, coach & executive
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Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.

English football commentator
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… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.

English sports commentator
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£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.

English football player
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While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.

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Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.

Irish football player & broadcaster
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If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

English football player & manager
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