Subject: Colemanballs (Page 21)

Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.

Scottish football player
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We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.

professional football player, coach & executive
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And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!

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That would have been the icing on his start.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is! 

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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.

British football commentator
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At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.

English football player & commentator
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It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.

British horse racing commentator
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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.

English football player
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.

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One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
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They only count when they go in the goal.

English football player & commentator
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And I honestly believe that we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.

English soccer player & manager
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Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.

English football player & commentator
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Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.

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If you take away their five goals, there was nothing between the teams.

English football player
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My youth coach told me he’d got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don’t want to know, because by the time they’re 18 I’ll be dead.

Irish football player & manager
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Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player
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