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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 21)
They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.
Sammy Nelson
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He’s got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
Colemanballs
My youth coach told me he’d got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don’t want to know, because by the time they’re 18 I’ll be dead.
Martin O’Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
He just got his body between himself and the goal.
Ray Clemence
English football player
Colemanballs
Liverpool have come out with all guns flying.
Dennis Tueart
English football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Everything in our favor was against us.
Danny Blanchflower
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
Colemanballs
Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
Colemanballs
They’re the second best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
And for those of you watching without television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Jim Rosenthal to an American goalie: So what’s an American doing playing in goal for Millwall.
The goalie’s reply: I’m trying to keep the ball out.
Anonymous
Colemanballs
The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
With eight or ten minutes to go, they were able to bring Nicky Butt back and give him fifteen to twenty minutes.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
Colemanballs
If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps [appearances] for England.
John Barnes
English football player
Colemanballs
He’s like all great players – he’s not a great player yet.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
Derek Johnstone
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.