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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 26)
He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
Derek Johnstone
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He’ll be giving everything, but he hasn’t got everything to give.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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The goals changed the game for us.
Nigel Howard Adkins
football player & manager
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Scotland don’t have to score tonight, but they do have to win.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
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Ardilies always says “If you’re confident you’re always totally different to the player that’s lacking confidence.”
Keith Burkinshaw
English football player
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The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Unfortunately, we keep
kicking
ourselves in the foot.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Shooting
As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
Colemanballs
Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Misspokements
There’s no way that Ryan Giggs is another George Best… he’s another Ryan Giggs.
Denis Law
Scottish football player
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What would help the Ecuadorian side is if they could get a glimpse of the possibility of scoring a goal.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
Colemanballs
The number of chances they had before the goal they missed..
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
When asked if he was a “volatile” player
That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.
John Lambie
Scottish football player & manager
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When told a concussed striker did not know who he was
The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Liverpool have come out with all guns flying.
Dennis Tueart
English football player
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Mixed metaphors
I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
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