Subject: Colemanballs (Page 26)

He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.

British football commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.

British football commentator
Colemanballs

As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.

Colemanballs

52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000

British commentator
Colemanballs

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

English football player
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I’m not disappointed – just disappointed.

English football player & manager
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McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.

English football commentator
Colemanballs

The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

English former football player & manager
Colemanballs

Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.

English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

English sports commentator
Colemanballs

He’s good at that, David Beckham; he’s good at kicking the ball.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

George will be happy with a draw – I know how ambitious and positive he is.

Irish football player & manager
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Football's all about 90 minutes.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

The team must try to get their ship back on the road.

England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.

Colemanballs

He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs

He is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.

Colemanballs

He just got his body between himself and the goal.

English football player
Colemanballs

There’s still 45 minutes to go – for both sides, I would guess.

English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs

He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.

English football player & analyst
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