Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 26)
The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
Colemanballs
If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
Colemanballs
52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
A win tonight is the minimum City must achieve.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
Colemanballs
We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Their football was exceptionally good – and they played some good football.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
It was a definite penalty but Wright made a right swan-song of it.
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Page 26 of 34
« First
« Previous
24
25
26
27
28
Next »
Last »
… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.