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(Page 27)
They’ve come out with all cylinders flying.
Luther Blissett
British football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan
Irish soccer player
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Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.
Notts County Chairman
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I can’t promise anything but I can promise 100%.
Paul Power
English football player
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Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.
Bob Paisley
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And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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Believe it or not, goals can change a game.
Mike Channon
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He’s like all great players – he’s not a great player yet.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
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Misspokements
We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Unknown
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I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Mixed metaphors
The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.
Steve Coppel
English football player
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Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Being naturally right-footed he doesn’t often chance his arm with his left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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He signals to the bench with his groin.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion’s race.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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