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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 27)
Believe it or not, goals can change a game.
Mike Channon
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Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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They get to about 30 yards out and then everything goes square and a bit pedantic.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
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Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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The problems at Wimbledon seem to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency.
Joe Kinnear
Irish football player & manager
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There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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This game could go either way… or it could be a draw.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
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Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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On Paul Gascoigne
Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.
Pat Bonner
Irish football player
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I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
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If you keep asking me questions, I will continue to find excuses.
Gordon Strachan
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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You don’t score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without being able to score goals.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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The Swedish back four is amongst the tallest in the world cup… their average age is 7 foot 4.
Chris Waddle
English football player
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In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.