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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 27)
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Entertainment
Misspokements
Sports
Television
We must have had 99 per cent of the match; it was the other three per cent that cost us.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
Colemanballs
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
If he opens his legs, he’ll be hard to handle.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
Colemanballs
Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation.
John Helm
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.
Neville Southall
Colemanballs
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.
John Lambie
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
When told a concussed striker did not know who he was
Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
Colemanballs
The gelling period has just started to knit.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.
John Skillett
British football commentator
Colemanballs
It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.
Billy Bonds
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
My youth coach told me he’d got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don’t want to know, because by the time they’re 18 I’ll be dead.
Martin O’Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand
English football player
Colemanballs
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.