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(Page 29)
Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.
Don Howe
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Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared from the pitch before kick off.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment – exactly the position he is at his most menacing.
Gerald Sinstadt
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Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
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The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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If we can play like that every week, we’ll get some level of consistency.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
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If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
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I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal’s all time great players; a lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Being naturally right-footed he doesn’t often chance his arm with his left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
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The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.
A British soccer commentator
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You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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It feels like winning the cup final, if that’s what it feels like.
Graham Hawkins
English football player & manager
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
Unknown
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