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Colemanballs
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Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
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The number of chances they had before the goal they missed..
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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He’s very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you’d call him ageless. He’s 33 or 34.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
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He is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.
Emlyn Hughes
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That would have been the icing on his start.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Manchester United have got the bull between the horns now.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
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It wasn’t a bad performance, but you can’t tell whether it was good or bad.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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If there’s a weakness in Chelsea’s defense, it’s in their defense.
Unknown soccer announcer
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His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths.
John Bond
British football manager
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That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.
Noel King
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Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.
A British soccer commentator
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The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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I can’t see us getting beat now, once we get our tails in front.
Jim Platt
Irish football player
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I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
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The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.
Phil Neville
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Being naturally right-footed he doesn’t often chance his arm with his left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.