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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 29)
The front three are playing well in tandem.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
This game could go either way… or it could be a draw.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
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Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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Now they have got an extra yard of doubtness in their minds.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
Colemanballs
For those of you watching in black and white, the Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.
Don Howe
English football player, coach & manager
Colemanballs
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.
Ron Wylie
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.
An English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.