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Subject: Communication » Books (Page 8)

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.

Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age Books Friends People Sex Sleep

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Books Communication Intelligence New York City Reading/Writing

Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.

Evelyn Waugh
(1903 – 1966) English writer
Books Communication People Self Autobiography

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.

Jean Cocteau
(1889 – 1963) French poet, novelist, playwright, artist & filmmaker
Books Communication

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

Robert Byrne
(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Books Communication Reading/Writing Suicide

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind; close it and you're right back at the beginning.

Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Books Communication Reading/Writing
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