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Subject: Communication » Books (Page 8)

Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you… like, well… a book.

Cynthia Heimel
American playwright, television writer & author
Books Communication Reading/Writing

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Russell Lynes
(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor
Books Communication Reading/Writing Criticism Journalists

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Sean Lock
(1963 – ) English comedian & actor
Animals Books Communication Giraffes

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003… President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

Conan O'Brien
(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Books Communication Reading/Writing George W. Bush

The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs Books Communication Bible Book of Life

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

Stephen Hawking
(1942 – 2018) English physicist
Books Communication Equations
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