Subject: Communication » Books (Page 5)

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.

(1689 – 1755) French philosopher & political commentator

I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

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First time I ever read the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.

(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

It was a dark and stormy night…

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you… like, well… a book.

American playwright, television writer & author

I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Actress: I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?

Chase: I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist

I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up dictionary… it said “you’re an asshole.”

(1973 – ) American comedian

I do a lot of reading on serial killers – mostly How To books.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

I don’t have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I’d buy a “baby naming book” … or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Crude is the name of Robert Hyde’s first novel; it is also a criticism of it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

The difference between fiction and reality… fiction has to make sense.

(1947 – ) American author

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang; it’s so frightfully good I’ve never bothered to read another.

(1904 – 1973) English novelist & biographer

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian