Subject: Confucius say (Page 11)

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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