Subject: Confucius say (Page 11)

Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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