Subject: Confucius say (Page 11)

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.