Subject: Confucius say (Page 11)

Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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