Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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