Subject: Confucius say (Page 8)

Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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