Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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