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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.