Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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