Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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