Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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