Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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