Subject: Confucius say (Page 20)

Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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