Subject: Confucius say (Page 20)

Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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