Subject: Confucius say (Page 21)

Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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