Subject: Confucius say (Page 21)

Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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