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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.