Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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