Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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