Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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