Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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