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How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

(1810 – 1891) American showman, businessman, entertainer & circus founder

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

Last words He was tried and executed after the war for conspiracy and murder. Despite a lack of credible evidence Wirtz was convicted and hung.

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

Stan Laurel

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Last words Before dying of a heart attack

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

Wilbur ‘Mad Dog’ Underhill Jr.

(1901 – 1934) American burglar & bank robber

Last words

Cheerio

Antonio Mancini

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

Last words Said when famed executioner Albert Pierrepoint put the noose on his neck.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Edmund Gwenn

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Last words When asked if he thought dying was tough

Enough already.

William Herrick

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

Last words

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

Steve Irwin

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist

Last words Said when he was examining a stingray in the Great Barrier Reef. However it did swim backwards and the tail pierced his chest. He died of blood loss later.

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

Washington Irving

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

Last words Said to his niece as he readied himself for bed – whereupon he suffered a stroke and collapsed.

Are you happy? I'm happy.

Ethel Barrymore

(1879 – 1959) American actress

Last words Barrymore had been bedridden and awoke in the night and spoke these words to her maid. She fell back asleep and died several hours later without regaining consciousness.

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

Charles II

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

Last words

I should have asked for a stunt double!

‘Vic’ Morrow

(1929 – 1982) American actor

Last words Said before filming a challenging scene for "Twilight Zone: The Movie" with a helicopter. During filming the helicopter lost control and fell on the actors.

Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me.

Lee Harvey Oswald

(1939 – 1963) American assassinator of President John F. Kennedy

Last words In response to a remark by a Dallas policeman: "Lee if anybody shoots at you I hope they're as good a shot as you are" – moments before being shot by Jack Ruby.

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Last words

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

Melchor Ocampo

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician

Last words Spoken after his executioner ordered him to kneel before the firing squad.

I'm glad that's over.

Eric Morecambe

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

Last words After going off stage after a solo performance

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Last words Subject of dispute When asked by a priest to renounce Satan

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

Christine Chubbuck

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

Last words Chubbuck said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head. She was pronounced dead fourteen hours later.

That picture is awful dusty.

Jesse James

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

Last words At his home James climbed on a chair to dust a picture hanging on the wall. When he turned around he was shot in the back of the head by former associate Robert Ford.

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

George Appel

(? – 1928) mob boss

Last words Before being executed by electric chair

I'm going away tonight.

James Brown

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

Last words Said minutes before his death from congestive heart failure

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 8)

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

This is too tight.

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

Cheerio

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Enough already.

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

Are you happy? I'm happy.

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

I should have asked for a stunt double!

Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me.

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

I'm glad that's over.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

That picture is awful dusty.

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

I'm going away tonight.