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Enough already.

William Herrick

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

Last words

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

Eugene O’Neill

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

Last words

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Nancy Astor

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Last words She awoke from her illness on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Last words Subject of dispute When asked by a priest to renounce Satan

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Last words Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti an actress and Fields' mistress

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

Fabrizio Quattrocchi

(1968 – 2004) Italian security officer

Last words Quattrocchi was taken hostage in Iraq early in the Iraq War. Notable for his defiance – when his captors came to execute him he rose from his knees – refused to kneel back down and said these words.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Last words

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Last words

I am going.

Sobhuza II

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland

Last words A minister asked where. Sobhuza silently smiled and waved good-bye and died

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

Getúlio Dornelles Vargas

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

Last words In a suicide letter

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

Harry Houdini

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

Last words Houdini is often said to have died after being punched in the stomach and though this is true such a blow could not have caused his appendix to burst which was the cause of his death.

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

Rob Roy MacGregor

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero

Last words

Home to the palace to die.

Alexander II of Russia

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

Last words He was heard to utter this phrase when his guards found him in his carriage after he was attacked with bombs by anarchists in an assassination attempt. He was taken home where he died hours later.

It's stopped.

Joseph Henry Green

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Last words Upon checking his own pulse

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

Charlie Chaplin

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Last words Chaplin said this after a priest was reading him his last rites and said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

Last words On his deathbed to his favorite student

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

A.E. Housman

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet

Last words To his doctor who told him a joke.

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Crawford Goldsby

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw

Last words When asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged

Please put out the light.

Theodore Roosevelt

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 8)

Enough already.

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

I am going.

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

Home to the palace to die.

It's stopped.

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

Go away. I'm all right.

Can this last long?

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Please put out the light.