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New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts
AFP
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No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim
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Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets
Reuters
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Man Charged With Meth Manufacture After Pants Explode
Associated Press
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Deaf-mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
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After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
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Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It
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Economist Uses Theory to Explain Economy
The Collinsville Herald-Journal
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Galveston Woman Beats Intruder With Paintball Gun
Galveston County Daily News
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House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided
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Big Stink: Man Accused Of Stealing 7 Twin-Packs Of Deodorant
The Sun Sentinel
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Broward County Florida
Police Chief’s Pledge To Murder Witness
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Fundamentalist Church Pastor Says Easter Eggs Devised by the Devil
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Woman Swims 12 Miles After Sinking
The Irish Times
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USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants
CNN News
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Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station
The Record (Hackensack New Jersey)
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Man Punches Fiancee After She Kisses Another Woman, Setting Off Backyard Brawl
The Oakland Press
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S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers
Daily Yomiuri (Japan)
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Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC
Associated Press
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Doctor Raps "Negligence"
The Daily Mirror
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State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish
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