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Chances of Rape Today About 70% and Sunshine For Us Tomorrow

American Ships Head to Libya

Erectile Dysfunction Probed with Engineering Tool

Florida Illegal Aliens Cut in Half By New Law

Man Critical After Bus Backs Into Him

Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons

Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers

British Soldiers Sue Over Stress in Battle

Poverty Lags In Mississippi Delta

Woman Fights Giant Radish

Gynecologist, Friar In Wine Deal

Shoplifter Who Soiled Clothes Fails to Wipe Record Clean

Low Wages Said Key To Poverty

"Cookie Monster" To Spend 15 Days In Jail For Violating Probation

Irish Mice Win Design Award

Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers

Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In

Police Arrest Everyone On February 22nd

FEMA Probe Reveals Rain Caused Floods

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack