Subject: Headlines (Page 16)

New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts

No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim

Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets

Man Charged With Meth Manufacture After Pants Explode

Deaf-mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth

Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It

Economist Uses Theory to Explain Economy

Galveston Woman Beats Intruder With Paintball Gun

House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided

Big Stink: Man Accused Of Stealing 7 Twin-Packs Of Deodorant

Police Chief’s Pledge To Murder Witness

Fundamentalist Church Pastor Says Easter Eggs Devised by the Devil

Woman Swims 12 Miles After Sinking

USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants

Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station

Man Punches Fiancee After She Kisses Another Woman, Setting Off Backyard Brawl

S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers

Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC

Doctor Raps "Negligence"

State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish