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Trooper Fired After Hat Fib, Wants Back In
In Raleigh NC
Headlines
One-Legged Escapee Still On the Run
The Australian
Headlines
The Australian
Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?
The Leyton Guardian
Headlines
Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses
The Working News & Mail
Headlines
Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling
The Times
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Homeless Man Under House Arrest
Headline
Headlines
Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians
Associated Press
Headlines
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Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure
Headline
Headlines
Inmate Missing After Escaping Via Mail Slot
The Lexington Herald-Leader
Headlines
Man Shot By Drinking Partner, Police Said
Dallas Morning News
Headlines
Digging Big Hole Key To Planting Trees
Unidentified newspaper
Headlines
Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming
The New Haven Register
Headlines
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Headline
Headlines
Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics
Associated Press
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Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants
SunSentinel.com
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Florida
Woman From Mars Says Nothing
The Leyton (London) Guardian
Headlines
Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing
The Daily Telegraph
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Save Streams, Fish Head Warns
Bainbridge (GA) Review
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Bridge Sets 60 Mph Limit For Pedestrians
The Dundee Courier
Headlines
Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath
Headline
Headlines
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Headline
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