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Trooper Fired After Hat Fib, Wants Back In

One-Legged Escapee Still On the Run

Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?

Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses

Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling

Homeless Man Under House Arrest

Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians

Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure

Inmate Missing After Escaping Via Mail Slot

Man Shot By Drinking Partner, Police Said

Digging Big Hole Key To Planting Trees

Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics

Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants

Woman From Mars Says Nothing

Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing

Save Streams, Fish Head Warns

Bridge Sets 60 Mph Limit For Pedestrians

Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing