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Subject: Headlines (Page 96)

Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses

Daily Mail
Headlines

Police Car Crashes Into Doughnut Delivery Van

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Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk

The Pittsburgh News
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Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses

Associated Press
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"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim

Bradford Telegraph & Argus
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Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood

In Pennsylvania
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Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil

The Birmingham Post
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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

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Veterans Of The Civil War Seeking New Members

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Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow

Newsday
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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

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New Compensation Rules for Late Flights Delayed by a Year

The Times
Headlines Airlines

Vegetables Start Talking To Professor

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Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81

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Time Machine Found In Brain

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County Invited To Waste Day Planning Meeting

Oceana's Herald-Journal
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Bodies In Garden Are a Plant Says Wife

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First Lady Wows With New Bangs

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Colon Absorbs Another Pounding

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Headlines Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax

San Antonio Times
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Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue

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