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Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses
Daily Mail
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Police Car Crashes Into Doughnut Delivery Van
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Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk
The Pittsburgh News
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Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses
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"Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim
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Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood
In Pennsylvania
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Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil
The Birmingham Post
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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
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Veterans Of The Civil War Seeking New Members
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Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow
Newsday
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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
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New Compensation Rules for Late Flights Delayed by a Year
The Times
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Airlines
Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
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Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game in ’81
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Time Machine Found In Brain
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County Invited To Waste Day Planning Meeting
Oceana's Herald-Journal
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Bodies In Garden Are a Plant Says Wife
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First Lady Wows With New Bangs
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Colon Absorbs Another Pounding
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Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax
San Antonio Times
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Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue
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