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Traffic Stop May Check Alien Status
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
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Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
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Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure
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Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot
The Star-Ledger (Newark NJ)
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5th-Graders Get to Grill Lions
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In Michigan
Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip
Seattle Times
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Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire
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Belcher Silences Giant Bats
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Baseball pitcher Tim Belcher
Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules
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U.S. Distances Itself From Haiti
Associated Press
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Bandit Steals Chickens From Children
NBC
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In Southern California
Man Killed By Condom
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In England
City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup
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Woman's Body Found In Cemetery
Lancashire Evening Post
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County Invited To Waste Day Planning Meeting
Oceana's Herald-Journal
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Police Recover Stolen Hamster, Arrest 3
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Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts
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Durham Herald-Sun
Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto
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Life Means Caring for Hospital Director
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Dick Cheney is a Robot
Weekly World News
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Dick Cheney
Male Stripper On Handling Charge
The Slough Observer
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