Subject: Death » Last words (Page 2)

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician
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This is the first time authorities helped me escape prison.

(c.1914 – 1947) American convicted murderer
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Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats.

(1492 – 1556) Italian author, playwright, poet & satirist
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It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
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I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat
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Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
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Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon
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My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter
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I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor
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Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist
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That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet
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I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden
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Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot
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I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor
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You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer
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Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress
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A king should die standing.

(1755 – 1824) King of France
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I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout
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You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
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Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer
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