Subject: Death » Last words (Page 6)

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

Don't be in such a hurry.

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Bless you, Sister.  May all your sons be bishops.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

Only from the cold, my friend.

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland

I wonder why he shot me.

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

Are you happy?  I'm happy.

(1879 – 1959) American actress

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis