Subject: Malaprops (Page 21)

I think I've got the mucus of a good team.

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Something bad has befelt the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Home wasn't built in a day.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress

A Polack art exhibit!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Good to be back on the old terracotta.

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

Please excuse Betty from school Tuesday, she had a cold and could not breed well.

I'm a man. Men have got another thing… they got waddya call, a carnival instinctuals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I won’t miss it one aorta!

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.

(1971 – ) American actress

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)