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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 21)
It’s
evaporooted
a little bit there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Evaporated
I do
emphasize
greatly with him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathize
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an
eagle
rights amendment?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Equal Rights Amendment
Be sure and put some of those
neutrons
on it.
Mike Smith
professional baseball player
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Croutons
Ordering salad at a restaurant
No, a
moo
point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani from Friends
Malaprops
Moot
Put your
monkey
where your mouth is.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Money
And that's the
crutch
of the situation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Crux
Home wasn't built in a day.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
We wanted to help the
indiguous
people of the country.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Indigenous
Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol
Slim?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Errol Flynn
I’m half
prostate
in the heat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prostrate
There's more than one way to
spin a rat.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Skin a cat
Lemon
merinj
pie.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Merengue
They live in a two-
storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Story
Let's do this in one
foul sweep.
Anonymous
Malaprops
One fell swoop
Keep your
eye
to the grindstone.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Nose
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mixed metaphors
It ain't
German
to the conversation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Germane
Relevant
You sit there like you’re in a
comma.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Coma
What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the
wolf
over my eyes?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wool
Behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
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