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Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

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He's three days older than Moses.

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I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.

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Right as rain.

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Them that don’t work, don’t eat.

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Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.

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Between you me and the gatepost…

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Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy… forget it, little friend.

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Well look what the cat dragged in.

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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something?

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He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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Every dog has his day.

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Old as dirt

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got.

(Ask Amy) (1959 – ) American advice columnist
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Took a heart burnin'

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The overhead projector has done more to destroy learning than any other thing I can think of.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
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Pull in your horns.

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Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You

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I’ll never forget the time that skunk got under the house and Grandpa went under to get him…. boy, it smelled for months… you know, that was the last time we ever saw Grandpa.

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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

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