Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 12)

Boy howdy!

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Take a slack

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

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Southwest Airlines is like my period: it hurts my back and it’s always late.

(1982 – ) American actress & comedian
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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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Between you me and the gatepost…

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Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.

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Tell a story

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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.

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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why is it so dark in here?”

(1948 – ) English novelist
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In the first castles, I bet a common mistake was putting the torture room next to the master bedroom. Boy, you’re just not going to get good sleep that way.

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My poor fellow, why not carry a watch.

(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager
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As scarce as hens teeth.

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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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Crooked as a snake's back.

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Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.

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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,

Sermons and soda-water the day after.

(1788 – 1824) English poet
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When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.

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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?

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I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

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