Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 75)

Sat there like a bump on a log.

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Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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Fee. Fi. Fo. Meh.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian
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I’ll tie a knot in yer tail

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Grandma, Show Us Your Tattoos

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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised… “Wait a minute! I thought WE won!”

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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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Parking Space: A place occupied by someone already there.

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As you will no doubt have foreseen…

(1946 – ) English media executive & newspaper editor
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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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He’s dumber than a day old pig.

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