Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 73)

He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.

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You know what makes good hair for a snowman? … real hair; don’t ask me why, but it works.

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He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

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Man was predestined to have free will.

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When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.

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Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
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Here’s a suggestion for a new animal; if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you.

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He fell ass over teakettle.

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He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.

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Don't get your knickers in a knot.

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Long as a month of Sundays.

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He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

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Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted

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He’s as tough as a boot.

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Sittin’ in the catbird seat

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Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.

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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.

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A trace of the uppity

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