Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 22)

Lay out… (of work/school)

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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

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I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

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Bulbous Bouffant

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Fixments

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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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It's not easy to cut through a human head with a hacksaw.

(1942 – 2008) American author, producer, director & screenwriter
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If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be “Prince of Weasels”, because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, “What the – ?” And then they would recognize me, and go, “Oh, it’s you, the Prince of Weasels.”

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance; but with every sunset, you blew it.

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Knee high to a grasshopper

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That kid could break an anvil.

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Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.

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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

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Corduroy Pants

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.

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I feel like a dog's breakfast.

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Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?

American actress, comedian, writer & musician
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Jump the broomstick

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