Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 27)

If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

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Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.

(1909 – 1976) British army officer, company director & politician
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You ain’t worth a plug nickel.

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Pot licker

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Her apron’s ridin’ high.

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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

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His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves.; and usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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That kid could break an anvil.

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

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He’s dumber than a day old pig.

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Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

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This is gooder'n grits.

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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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