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Miscellaneous
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Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Miscellaneous
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.
Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
John Galecki
(1975 – ) American actor
Miscellaneous
As Dr. Leonard Hofstadter in “The Big Bang Theory”
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't beat ‘em join ‘em, and if you can’t join ‘em beat ‘em.
Hilary Cutler
Miscellaneous
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
“This steering wheel really is stuck”, Tom maintained unswervingly.
Miscellaneous
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
Miscellaneous
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
I’m proud of George, he’s learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse; what’s worse, it was a male horse.
Laura Bush
(1946 – ) U.S. first lady, wife of George W. Bush
Miscellaneous
George W. Bush
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
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