Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 35)

Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

(1967 – ) English comedian

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor

Happy as a clam at high tide

Took the preachers seat

He’d scare a horse from his oats.

If you can't beat ‘em join ‘em, and if you can’t join ‘em beat ‘em.

A face like a robber’s dog!

Meaner than a snake

If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

Them that don’t work, don’t eat.

A hangdog look

“This steering wheel really is stuck”, Tom maintained unswervingly.

The hair is in the butter.

If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.

Spread the table.

I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

I’m proud of George, he’s learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse; what’s worse, it was a male horse.

(1946 – ) U.S. first lady, wife of George W. Bush

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