Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 36)

Crespin’s Law of Observation

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As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

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Lower than a snake’s belly

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I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

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like trying to herd cats

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That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.

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Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?

American actress, comedian, writer & musician
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As easy as herding chickens/cats

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home, his face might burn up.

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You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it’s thinking like that that has almost ruined this country.

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He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose

(1898 – 1983) English author, playwright, journalist, composer & public speaker
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Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the f**k is the ceiling.

(1972 – ) Ghanaian-born actor & comedian
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Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?

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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

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He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.

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Slower than molasses in January

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Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.

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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I’d have all my money back.

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