Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 36)

If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.

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One way I think you can tell if you have a curse on you is if you open a box of toothpicks and they all fly up and stick in your face.

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Pencil Neck Geek

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

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The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

Businessman
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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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Well look what the cat dragged in.

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Like getting an ox out of the ditch

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It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.

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If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

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I’d like to see a James Bond movie where James Bond gets behind financially and maybe has to take out a bill consolidation loan, because even when he’s applying for the loan he’s still real smart-alecky.

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Like a bug arguing with a chicken

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Farmin’ in the woods

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Our humility is what makes us great.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.

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I think the movie actually made my heart beat slower.

American movie critic
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