Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 36)

I’m fair to middlin’.

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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Practical Demonkeeping


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Sometimes life seems like a dream… especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail

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He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.

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Every dog should have a few fleas.

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Take a slack

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The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

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Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the stilts? … it probably lasts longer, plus it moves around.

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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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My hind foot!

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I tried water polo and my horse drowned.

(1964 – ) English comedian, writer, actor & musician
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You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party

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That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.

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You've heard the saying that every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time a mousetrap snaps, an angel gets set on fire.

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Can't get blood from a turnip.

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Well, butter my biscuit.

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