Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 41)

"shootin" horseshoes

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As cold as a wet Christmas

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Do it up brown

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Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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I ate dinner last night at a friend of mine’s house and he has – what do you call those things? … a baby.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marine Land says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."
Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.

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I wish a robot would get elected president; that way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

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Is it any 'count?

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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Pissin’ in the wind

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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off; you see, we build to that.

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Rest your coat.

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.

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It's as cold as all git out!

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He's country as a bowl of grits.

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He’s as tough as a boot.

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