Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 46)

I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

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I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

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He’s not wrapped too tight.

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About half.

Angelo Giuseppe Roncalli (1881 – 1963) Italian pope
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Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

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You need to dance with them what brung you.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

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Cathead biscuit

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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? … I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

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You’re trying to push a rope.

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Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

(1930 – 1990) English journalist, author & media personality
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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, what am I doing?!

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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

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You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.

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The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.

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