Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 57)

One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”

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It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

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Don’t care to.

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Got your feathers ruffled.

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He's got both feet in the trough.

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Stomping grounds

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Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot what we call tap dancing really just nerves?

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My Granpappy Don’ Smoke No Grass

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Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack

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Who do you favor?

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Like a buzzard roosted in it

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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you’re not supposed to drink and drive?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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In a coon's age.

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I ate dinner last night at a friend of mine’s house and he has – what do you call those things? … a baby.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Medicine makes people ill, mathematics make them sad, and theology makes them sinful.”

(1483 – 1546) German monk, Catholic priest & professor of theology
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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

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Green as a gourd

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Are you outta’ pocket again?

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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author
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