Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 62)

I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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In a coon's age.

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Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

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“I’ve grown fat on the contents of charity packages,” said Tom carefully.

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Ladies, I wasn't circumcised, I was circumnavigated.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

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Chester drawers

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It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

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In my opinion anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.

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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

Pull in your horns.

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Breast baby

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Tricky, isn’t it, if you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

(1964 – ) English comedian
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Bumpin’ yer gums!

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Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

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But what if dolphins don't want to swim with retarded children?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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A trace of the uppity

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